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4.25.2011

Comebacks Are Hard

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This whole coming-back-to-blogging business is so far a lot more work than it is play. I expected it to flow, like the thrill and excitement...
4.20.2011

Earth vs. Facebook

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Since I've already done two Earth Day posts, why not another, right? This time we'll celebrate Earth Day by comparing Earth to Faceb...
4.19.2011

Earth: The Facts

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In view of the impending Earth Day, I thought I'd fill you in on some interesting facts about this place we call Earth. Most of these ar...
4.18.2011

Let's Celebrate Earth Day

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Well, it's Earth Day on Friday, I think. It's the time of year when we all realize that we are not, in fact, floating in space. I gu...
4.13.2011

Too Many

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A billion of something is a whole lot. It's probably too much. Consider the following examples. A Billion Astronauts You wouldn't be...
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4.08.2011

The Diary of the Adventures of Albino Lobster

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Dear Diary, Today I had to explain to a few people that I am not a ghost of a regular lobster. When I told them that I was albino, they insi...
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4.07.2011

State Capitals, Part One

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Good morning, everyone! Today we're going to begin a series on STATE CAPITALS! Everyone else is definitely as excited about this as I am...
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4.06.2011

The End of the Universe

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Two people are walking down the street as though the universe were not going to end anytime soon. PERSON A: Doesn't it suck to get stuck...
4.05.2011

Limbo Adventures

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A question scientists have been asking for almost a decade and a half is, whatever happened to the limbo? The once "popular" party...
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4.04.2011

An Unstoppable Force

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Follow me, if you will, as I compare the life of this blog to that of a fearsome bear. Pay attention, dear reader, and you shall see how tru...
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3.30.2011

My Ideal Home

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I want to live inside a kangaroo. Ways this will improve my life: -Thanks to layers and mucus and what I assume are other unrelentingly plea...
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3.29.2011

Knock Knock

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After a two-year hiatus, I'm attempting a comeback. I have abandoned whatever principle initially compelled me to abandon this blog. I r...
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If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
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