12.12.2005

I Hate Metal

One of the problems of having an apartment is that I am now a walking, talking ball of static electricity. Don't know how it happened, and it's too late to start caring. I'm doomed.

It's only really a problem at work, where all of the door handles are especially conducive to static shock. It's happened so often now that I cringe everytime I reach for a handle. Ouch.

I wonder if I can get disability for inclination toward severe static shock.

2 comments:

  1. Are you, by chance, surrounded by a large amount of fleece? Fleece makes me a walking, talking ball of static electricity.

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  2. I don't think I have any fleece within five miles of me. It's a mystery.

    Wait, I do have a fleece scarf. Maybe that's the problem. I must burn it.

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