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You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.

3.31.2006

I just wrote a short story about transsexual stripper assassins. It's only one page. Let me know if you want to read it.

Unspar!: If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.

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