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3.11.2008

Unicorns Are Real

We've all heard it before. It's not like I'm breaking new scientific ground or anything by saying unicorns are real. I just think it's worth reiterating.

Usually unicorns don't let photographers get this close, especially when they're underwater and really fat.

Unspar! at 9:04 AM

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Unknown11/3/08 9:38 AM
You know what isn't real?

Seals.
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Ted11/3/08 10:01 AM
Or Sea Cows.
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