SLICE of BREAD: It’s so cold in here.
SLICE of TOAST: Really? I’m rather toasty.
SLICE of TOAST #1: Would you like anything to drink?
SLICE of TOAST #2: Sure, I do feel a little parched.
SLICE of TOAST #1: Great. And do you mind if I turn the heat down a little bit? It’s getting too toasty.
SLICE of TOAST #2: That’s fine, I was feeling a little toasty myself.
SLICE of TOAST #1: Thank you all for coming to my daughter’s wedding. If you don’t mind, I’d like to make a toast to—
SLICE of TOAST #2: (so loud it interrupts TOAST #1) Brrr...can somebody turn up the heat?
SLICE of TOAST #3: I think it’s toasty enough in here.
(At a beach)
SLICE of TOAST #1: Everybody get out of the water! There’s a shark!
SLICE of TOAST #2: Don’t worry, sharks don’t eat toast.
(Laughter all around)
SLICE of TOAST #1: He’s right! Let’s all enjoy the sun on this beautiful day!
A different SLICE of TOAST: Yes, it certainly is toasty today!
PERSON A: Which do you prefer, bread or toast?
PERSON B: Toast.
PERSON A: Why?
PERSON B: Because it makes me feel toasty!
PERSON A: Why do you always do that?
PERSON B: Do what?
PERSON A: Add –y to the end of a word like it’s funny. It’s annoying.
PERSON B: I don’t always do that. Just sometimes.
PERSON A: Whatever.
PERSON B: Did you just come here to ask me if I liked toast or bread?
PERSON A: Mostly. Also because my house is cold.
PERSON B: Well, come on in! It’s nice and toasty in here!
PERSON A: Why’s that?
PERSON B: Because I just had some toast!
