Taco Alliteration

I've recently observed that tacos taste much better with alliteration, a la "Taco Tuesday." In most cases alliteration is annoying, a la "Washington Wizards," but in the case of tacos, it greatly increases their deliciousness. So tonight I was pretty sure I'd eat some spaghetti and read a book, since it's Monday.

Thankfully, I'm hanging out with some friends tonight to watch a movie called, "Troll." What a perfectly alliterative partner for tacos! Whether we call it Taco Troll or Troll Tacos makes no difference to me. All I know is that they both begin with the letter T.

Here's a plot outline of the movie, adjusted to be more taco-centric.

Torok is an ancient troll, and he is using the body of Wendy Anne to disguise himself as a taco, in order to turn an apartment building into a taco bar. Wendy's newly-moved family is just settling in, and while her parents, who don't particularly like tacos, suspect nothing, her brother Harry notices an increase in Wendy's taco-cravings instantly. Using an emerald ring, Torok transforms the residents into piles of cheese and salsa to restore his old taco-flavored world in which he once lived in many years ago. We soon discover Torok is the ex-husband of Eunice St. Clair, a resident in the building who was married to Torok long ago before he became his taco-mad self.

Who wouldn't want to see this movie?