You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.
11.07.2005
Life Event
You may have heard the rumors, and they are true. I have an apartment. 54th and Nicollet is the location. Excellent area, excellent building, excellent everything. I move in December 1st. And I go shopping at Ikea tonight. This is going to be awesome.
If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
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