Oral Fixation

I've unconsciously decided that the only logical place to put my pen when I'm not using it is in my mouth. And I just recently started doubling it up. So I've been sitting around with two pens in my mouth. I got a little creative with it too, lining the pens up in different ways, experimenting with parallel and perpendicular placement. I've done pretty much everything but the Walrus, which is just plain uncomfortable. If only I had a third pen. I'd probably seriously injure myself somehow.