Though convention suggests I should be working, my principles assert that I should not be working.

I'm wearing my headset right now so that it looks like I'm working. It's quite possible I'm fooling everyone. I should start talking like I'm talking to someone. That would be hilarious to me and normal to everyone else, a situation which happens not often enough.

Interesting thing about the headset. It's kind of like a conch shell. I can hear the ocean. Only the ocean sounds like static. Now I wish I was at the ocean, but far enough away from it that it sounded like static.