12.30.2005

Bagels

I like bagels. I especially liked buying them for everyone. Then I liked eating the one that I ate. But now there is a quandary. I, having eaten only one bagel, am not full, yet I, having felt the severity of the bagel, do not want to eat another one. Well, if I puke, I puke. No way around it. Bagel #2, you're about to die.

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