Here's My Plan

OK, so lunches begin at 11. So if they're going to send us home early, they're gonna have to do it by 11 so that some people don't miss the message. So my plan is if they don't send us home by 11, I'm just gonna make a run for it. A mad dash out the door, a slow descent down the elevator, then another mad dash to my car, and a peel out of the parking lot. They'll never know I left. At least maybe not for a couple minutes. I should have thought ahead and brought a dummy of me.