12.15.2006

Judgment Day

When you get a call from your parents, have you ever wondered if they've actually just been murdered by the Terminator and he's imitating their voices just trying to find out where you are so he can murder you too and prevent you from starting some human resistance group in the future?

I've wondered that sometimes, and I'm relieved when I find out it's not true. But what's funny is that even if it did end up being the Terminator, I would still tell them where I am. I may be putting myself in grave danger. Maybe next time I should make something up. Like I'm at the S&M club or something.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I love my parents.







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