You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.
3.11.2008
Unicorns Are Real
We've all heard it before. It's not like I'm breaking new scientific ground or anything by saying unicorns are real. I just think it's worth reiterating.
If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
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You know what isn't real?
Seals.
Or Sea Cows.
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