Boredom strikes once again, and I decided to do a Blogger search for myself. When I search for myself, I no longer search for Ben Whoever. I search for Unspar. I've come to grips with this as my new identity at last.
The search results began innocently enough. It was interesting to see that it also searched livejournal. It was not innocent nor interesting, however, to learn that there are several porn blogs that contain the word "unspar."
I refuse to believe this has anything to do with what "unspar" means because that would shake the foundation of my world. There are certain thoughts that I shut out of my mind, and this is one of them.
Perhaps I'm most disturbed by the fact that it seems that porn sites utilize a more diverse vocabulary than regular respectable sites. The only other sites to use the word "unspar" are friends of mine. So it seems the pornography industry has for some reason chosen to expand its vocabulary beginning with my assumed name. I would say I won't stand for it, but I'm afraid there's no stopping them.
Let's hope it's gibberish.
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We're trying to find a seat in our section, but it's tough because we;re season ticket holders, so we technically had to trade them in order to get those seats, which they still place in the season-ticket holders section..if that makes sense.? I think the best bet would be to try to get a walk-up ticket at like 9am the day of the game, but that's risky because a lot of twins fans commute to the game and just buy walk-ups, as the game usually sells out. I don't know how far he's traveling to get to the game, so I don't really want to recommend that in the event he gets a shitty seat or something. We'll keep seeing what we can do.
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