5.12.2006

I Am Sick of the Internet

It's finally happened. There's nothing left for me to do on the internet. I've exhausted my usual sites. I'm not interested in finding new ones. The internet no longer has anything to offer me.

But I can't quit. It's everywhere. Quitting the internet would be like quitting the color black.

And the irony of it all is that I'm using the internet to declare my distaste for it. I lose.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

you would win if you just effing quit. don't you want to effing win?

just effing do it.

quit.

but if you did you would have to quit Cigna since the internet is the only thing keeping you sane there...unless you are no longer sane.

in the case of insanity, quit everything.