Feelin' Groovy

What's the biggest problem in the world today? Is it global warming? Poverty? Not disciplining our children enough? Too many Chinese people? No, it's none of these things. The biggest problem facing planet earth in the year 2007 is much more subtle yet much more severe.

People are losing their groove. We're not groovy enough. If the human race is to survive long term, we've got to take a lesson from Stella and get our groove back. And if we don't do something about it soon, we will become permanently square.

Ask yourselves, when was the last time you got down? And I mean really down. Cuz it's not just about a boogie every now and then. You have to live groovy to be groovy. You can't save the world if you're only groovy on the weekends. The part-time groovers are actually more square than the rest.

It starts simple. Just chill out. Chill out, everybody. Once you chill out, the groove comes natural.

And be careful out there.