Outbreak

Almost everyone I know is sick. At least, like, 4 people. But that's a lot. And there are certainly more to come. According to the CDC, more people are getting sick everyday. It's on the verge of getting out of control.

And it all started with this monkey.



It's like that movie Outbreak. Everybody's hanging out, taking it easy with Dustin Hoffman and Rene Russo, and then some guy at an airport gets bit by a monkey. Next thing you know, everybody's got a really bad cold that lasts for a week to ten days.

We need to get a quarantine going. I'll bring the inflatable dome, somebody else bring the oxygen tanks. Let's try and set this up over a KFC or Pizza Hut or something.