Someone explain to me why I was not born with a giant awesome tattoo on my back indicating that I am "The Chosen One" of some cult group. Everyone else is a chosen one. It's not fair.
Or maybe it's an invisible birthmark tattoo! It's not impossible. Those cults are pretty inventive when it comes to identifying their chosen ones. I'm going to put up a personal ad to advertise this invisible tattoo so the cults can find me more easily.
Wanna See My Tattoo? Cuz I Can't.
SWCO seeking CLCO
Has large, elaborate, invisible back tat.
Likes cults that are willing to try new things.
No fatties.
Call 800.728.7277
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