You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.
1.13.2006
I Forget
Did I mention that somebody stole my sandwich today? Man that sucks. I should steal someone's hands in retribution. Steal my sandwich now, handless jerk!
If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
1 comment:
You should invest in a camera. How fun would it be to really catch the perpetrator?
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