A Glimpse at My Psychosis in 3 Parts in Reverse Order: Part 1

I think I will develop a paranoid complex sometime after the age of 40. Why? Because whenever I'm driving, I'm either too far to the left or too far to the right, forcing other drivers out of their lanes. It's a symptom of something much worse to come. And strangely, I'm not worried about car accidents in the least.