The Doldrums

Have you ever wanted to blog something because you're bored at work, but you can't think of anything or make up anything worthwhile enough to publish to the world, so you write one really long sentence, hoping it'll end up somewhere interesting but ultimately abandoning that goal only to extend the length of said sentence so that it becomes so long you start to wonder what it would sound like to have some dude try and say it all in one breath, but that's probably impossible because by that point your sentence would be pretty long and said dude either would have passed out somewhere a few miles back or he'd have cheated by using that circular breathing technique, but you have to doubt that would work verbally because how would you successfully pronounce a word while you're breathing in through your nose?