A conversation my dad and I made up while watching season 4 of 24:
Marwan: [in suspicious Arabic accent] Hello, CTU? This is John...uh...Smith.
CTU: Yes?
Marwan: I am Behrooz's swimming coach. I would like to see if he is coming to practice tomorrow.
CTU: Hold on, let me check.
Marwan: Uh, no, CTU. I need to speak with him personally. You see, he knows the location of the secret base--I mean, the pool--and I...um....
CTU: Wait a second, is this Marwan?
Marwan: Oh ho ho ho ho! You got me, CTU!
CTU: [hearty laughter] Good one, Marwan.
Marwan: Yes, well, now I must get back to destroying your country.
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