10.19.2006

An American Halloween

According to a bunch of idiots, pirate costumes are going to be hot sellers this year. I'm disappointed. Are there no better ideas out there? Is our culture so depleted, so dull and uncreative that we have to rely on pirates to wow our friends and neighbors?


Probably.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dunno... I was planning on being a Fraggle, but I don't know if I have the time or desire anymore. Unless I can find a short orange wig.

Anonymous said...

I was planning on being a punk, just because I wanted to see what my hair looks like when it's red.

Actually, I hate having to dress up like some weird guy on my birthday, so I probably won't do anything.

Jes GIlman said...

I should go as the invisible banana man. Now where can I get a personal cloaking device?