Too Much Sarcasm

This morning I considered posting my "life story." I was going to entitle the post "Life Story," and then I was going to talk about all the jungle cats I wrestled, how I worked on a Chinese freight ship from ages 8-12, and other assorted mistruths. It probably wouldn't have been that funny because lies aren't funny anymore. Sarcasm is too post-modern, and these days you have to be post-post-modern if you really want to be funny. So here's my post-sarcastic take on my life story.

Um...you can't make fart noises on the internet.


{APPLAUSE}