British Research University Proves its Research is Worthless
According to a study done by "scientists" at the University of Warwick, scientists who win the Nobel Prize live two years longer than regular scientists. While this story is neither interesting nor relevant to anything ever, it is pointless, and in a way, that's funny.
Decline in Panda Reproduction Linked to Increase in Panda Obesity
The actual headline of this story is "Male Panda Too Fat to Have Sex." I can't believe I have a rational objection to this story, but aren't pandas supposed to be giant?
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