A conversation with Old Man Winter.
BEN: Is this some kind of joke?
WINTER: What?
BEN: Don't play dumb with me!
WINTER: What did you say?
BEN: I said you're a jerk!
WINTER: What?
BEN: You're a jerk!!
WINTER: What was that?
BEN: Are you deaf?
WINTER: What?
BEN: Are you deaf?
WINTER: What?
BEN: Oh, you are deaf.
WINTER: Did you say something?
BEN: Wow. I had no idea. I'm sorry.
WINTER: What?
BEN: It's not like that's an excuse though.
WINTER: Huh?
BEN: You still shouldn't go around ruining everybody's life.
WINTER: What?
BEN: How about I kick you in the shins in Morse Code?
WINTER: What are you talking about?
BEN: Oh, right. I don't know Morse Code.
WINTER: Where's my ear horn?
BEN: What's an ear horn?
WINTER: What?
BEN: This interview is over.
WINTER: What?
2 comments:
awww winter is beautiful.
plus... I wouldnt want to start kicking him around. I am pretty sure he can take you.
winter just came up to me and he says your attitude has saddened him and he will no longer plan to drop a polar bear skin rug on the roof of your car instead of more snow.
but then i asked him if i could have it instead and he said, "what?" and walked away with the polar bear skin rug wrapped around him all snug-like.
what a jerk.
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