Wellness Seminar

Today I have a wellness seminar. There have been a lot of changes on my team at work (meaning a lot of people quit in the past two months), so they scheduled this seminar on "Managing Change."

My initial response: WHAT A GIANT LOAD OF CRAP. My secondary response: Same thing, only not in capital letters.

But you know, come to think of it, there are a few things I need to talk about. These things include:

1. Grief after I changed my name to Seymour
2. Stress and paranoia related to the decline in coffee availability, though I never drink coffee at the workplace
3. Fear and more paranoia about our team being filled with witches and demons
4. A lot of crying for no apparent reason

Here's to burning the building down.