2.23.2007

A

A is for apple.

It's an apple.  Oooh.

I don't get what the big deal with apples is anyway, but these alphabet things always start with apple. What about acrobats? Alaska? Amtrack? Apples don't even taste that good most of the time. And you know what's really bizarre? I have not met a single person who enjoys Red Delicious apples.

You know, there are a lot of apple myths that really bother me. Wheres the worm in the apple? That never happens. But I did once own an apple for about a month without eating it, and when I bit into it, it was all brown on the inside. That was pretty gross.

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