2.23.2007

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I is for Iguana

He's probably thinking about eating you.  Yeah, you, doofus.

"I" was always my favorite part of these things in school because the iguana. I think it was because "iguana" was the only word that started with "I" that I could think of.

Iguanas have the perfect look. It's half, "I'm lazy; leave me alone while I sit on my stick" and half "I'm so much better than you that you probably don't even exist." If it wasn't for the lazy part, these guys would be in control of the planet easy. They're man-eaters, you know.

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