More on Groundhog Day, part 2

What if we elected a groundhog for president?

One of the following scenarios would likely occur:

1) Groundhog's administration accomplishes relatively little and is indifferently remembered in American history.

2) Incidents within administration reaches sitcom levels of hilarity, and President Groundhog is impeached for sexual harrassment.

3) Total nuclear holocaust.

4) Groundhog spearheads several important and innovative pieces of legislation, but a Congress controlled by the opposition party refuses to work with him.

5) Groundhog establishes a successful national health care system, requiring a significant tax hike which is thereafter referred to as the Groundhog Tax.

6) Groundhog is assassinated. Vice President Carrot Top is inaugurated and dissolves the union.

7) Puerto Rico becomes 51st state.