U

U is for Upside-Down



If it were physically possible, I would be upside-down all the time. It's so much more enjoyable than the opposite of being upside-down. For instance, a couple of my friends recently tried playing Guitar Hero while upside-down, and it was amazing. They couldn't do it for long, but still.

I wonder how many people have died from upside-down poisoning. They had something about that in Big Trouble in Little China: the hell of the upside-down sinners. It's probably not as bad as it sounds.