Not this time.
This year I celebrate Groundhog's Eve by threatening my wrath. Groundhog, if you see your shadow this year, it will be the end of you and your kind.
Don't give me that look, buddy. Your cuteness won't get you off this time. Not like you're actually cute. Those are some ugly buck teeth.
That made you angry, huh? Good. Your mom's got ugly teeth too. And she's fat. Like clown fat. And she sucks at basketball. Then she told me you're a dork.
Yeah, that's it. Let's go. Bring it on. I can take you and your shadow any day. See you in hell, Groundhog.
5 comments:
He's sooooo cute! I want to cut him open and smear his guts all over my shaved chest while I rinse off the blood with my tears.
Just kidding. I would probably just eat him.
Will, that's sick. Ben, you love animals.
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No shadow this year, huh? We'll see how this pans out. You bought yourself another six weeks.
I too think things need to be eaten when they've reached maximum cute.
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oh man, I shouldn't read these things while I'm in the computer lab. I can't help but laugh.
-Dan, the LQ version
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