2.23.2007

C

C is for Cretaceous

Somebody's in trouble, and it's not the T. Rex.

The cretaceous period is hands-down the sweetest dinosaur era. You've got the Triceratops, the T. Rex (I think), and maybe the Stegasaurus. No brontosaurus, though, and that was always my favorite. I was so pissed off when I found out he wasn't the biggest dinosaur ever. I felt like I'd wasted my life.

You know why they need to get their act together on this dinosaur cloning business? Cage matches. Breed more vicious animals to be ripped to shreds for my amusement! Dinosaurs vs. Olympic athletes!

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