You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.
4.13.2006
New Shoes Blues
I just got new shoes last night, and I'm thinking they're pretty sweet, but I get to work today only to discover that everyone--that's right, everyone--is wearing exactly the same shoes as me. That's not fair. Nor does it make any sense.
If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
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