You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.
4.14.2006
Wrong
I just noticed something. My blogger profile says my zodiac year is the Year of the Dog. This is INCORRECT. I was born in the Year of the Boar. Somebody effed up big time, and I won't rest til his or her body lies cold (or less warm than usual) at my feet.
If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
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