You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.
4.07.2006
Today is Awesome
Of the four calls I've taken today, two of them hung up on me. That means I'm doing half as much work as I'm getting credit for. I'm truly living the American Dream.
If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
1 comment:
so poignant
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