7.12.2006

Bald Eagle, Meet Your Match

For centuries, Americans have debated what should be our nation's mascot. Mostly we rely on our national bird, the bald eagle, but as our nation changes with the times, so must our nation's symbol change. We need an image that we can present to the rest of the world that displays our dignity, our strength, and our endurance. While most people are divided between "beer bong" and "Optimus Prime," we've overlooked this masterful candidate.

Imagine the wingspan to go with that face.
Move over, bald eagle.

2 comments:

Unspar! said...

That's Joey Buttafuoco, by the way.

Anonymous said...

I second your thought, mainly on the basis of his last name.

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