You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.
7.21.2006
The Dreams Return
Last night's dream once again featured zombies. More like zombie-like creatures, really. Actually, they were giant ears of corn with arms and legs. There were two of them, and they were total jerks. They looked a little bit like this:
If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
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