7.14.2006

To Regulate

Today on my drive home from work while I was stopped at an intersection, I heard a car honk, and I believe that car was honking at me. I looked over at the guy in the car that honked, and he looked back at me. I hadn't done anything that warranted honking, at least I thought so, until I realized the music that I was playing at a loud volume. Every white guy's favorite rap song, "Regulators" by Warren G featuring Nate Dogg.

Good thing I didn't have to regulate, man. Cuz I would have SUCKED. I had neither 16 in the clip nor 1 in the hole, and even if I had that advantage over my opponent, it's a well-known fact that 612 can't hold a candle to 213 on the regulation of things. So Warren G, if you're ever in my hood, you can just go ahead and take my car.

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