You can be sarcastic about anything, but you can't be sarcastic about everything.
7.04.2006
A Big Deal
OK, guys. Big news. I have received two free American Express magnets--TWO--in two weeks. How awesome is that? At this rate, my refrigerator will be covered in magnets before the year is out.
If I was from space, I would be whiter. If I lived at sea, I would be wobblier. If I walked along the entire Great Wall of China, my legs would be shorter. If I lost my nose in the war, I would be wearing a prosthetic nose.
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